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Sarcastic Quotes On Life - WothQuotes

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12/29/2016
Sarcastic Quotes 

Sarcastic Quotes



I am who I am. Your approval is not needed.
- Unknown 

Happily ever after is so once upon a time.
- Unknown

I believe in luck; how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
- Unknown

Face your problems, don't Facebook them.
- Unknown

Sarcasm and attitude are so much cheaper than therapy and bail money!
- Unknown

So... When you show me your attitude, I should just accept it ?? Nice...
- Kartika Atmadja 

Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up everyday to impress you.
- Unknown 

I'm only responsible for what I say not for what you understand.
- Unknown 

If only closed mind came with closed mouths.
- Unknown

I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
- Unknown 

I am not perfect but I am limited edition.
- Unknown 

Zombie eat brains. You're safe.
- Unknown 

Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.
- Unknown 

If you are cooler than me, would that make me hotter than you?
- Unknown

I'm not sarcastic. I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.
- Unknown 

I don't have an attitude problem. I just have a personality you can't handle!
- Unknown 

Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
- Unknown 

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
- Unknown 

Nope. You still look pathetic. 
- Unknown 

Don't try too hard to change me into you when you yourself do not want to be you.
- Unknown 

Life is like that. Today it kicks you in the ass, tomorrow it tries to choke you with the nasty reality.
- Unknown 

I don't have the energy to pretend to be like you today.
- Unknown 

You are excused to be an idiot since I decided to be an angel today.
- Unknown 

I'm in a really good place spiritually. So, please tuck off. Namaste.
- Unknown 

"Are you free tomorrow?" "No, I'm expensive."
- Unknown 




Sarcastic Quotes



This is who I am. Nobody said you had to like it.
- Unknown 

I'm actually not funny. I'm mean and people think I'm joking.
- Unknown

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me.

Behind every crazy bitch is a sweet girl who just got tired of all the bullshit.
- Unknown 

I enjoy when people show attitude to me because it shows that they need an attitude to impress.
- Piankaa

Dear mouth, that's enough. Love, brain.
- Unknown 

Abracadabra. Nope. You're still a bitch.
- Unknown 

People will stare. Make it worth their while.
- Harry Winston 

My attitude is a result of your action.
- Unknown 

Everything I like either expensive, illegal, or won't text me back.
- Unknown

Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can even kill you.
- Unknown 

If you ignore me, I'll ignore you.
- Unknown 

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
- Unknown

I am the master of my own thoughts. My mind will obey only me.
- Unknown 

Don't get my personality and my attitude twisted, because my personality is me, and my attitude depends on you!
- Unknown 

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
- Steven Wright 

There's someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist.
- Unknown 

Sweetie, I'm gonna need you to put those few remaining brain cells together and work with me here, okay?
- Unknown 

Of course we're still friends! You just gossip about me anyway...
- Kartika Atmadja 

I'm going to hell in so many different religion.
- Unknown 

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
- Unknown 

I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unharmed.
- Unknown 

Your mouth is there for a purpose, sweetie, so is my attitude. 
- Unknown 

Patience: What you have when there are too many witnesses.
- Unknown 




Sarcastic Quotes



Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me. 
- Unknown 

If you don't put in an effort, why should I?
- Unknown 

When something goes wrong in your life just yell "plot twist!" and move on.
- Unknown

If you like me then rise your hands. If not then raise your standard.
- Unknown 

I stopped fighting my inner demons, we're on the same side now.
- Unknown 

Apparently, when you treat people the same way they treat you they get offended.
- Unknown 

Some people are such treasures that you just want to bury them.
- Unknown

We are all different! Everything's also different. So are curse words, honey. 
- Unknown 

Don't be so quick to judge me. You only see what I choose to show you.
- Unknown 

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
- Unknown 

You go girl! And don't come back.
- Unknown 

You are the result of 4 billion years of evolution. So act like it.
- Unknown


If you left me without a reason. Do not come back with an excuse.
- Unknown 

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem.
- Unknown 

Clearly, I am not match for your level of ignorance.
- Unknown 

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
- Unknown

I don't need your attitude, I've got one of my own.
- Unknown 

Don't mind me, I'm just returning your nose. I found it in my business again.
- Unknown 

As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but passing everyone off is a piece of cake.
- Unknown 

No honey, you're not the reason I breathe. Ever heard about oxygen?
- Unknown

Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon.
- Unknown 

I never gave you a reason to hate me. You're just creating your own little dreams of pure insecurity.
- Unknown 

I can be very dry and sarcastic.
- Hayden Panettiere

I wear all black to remind you not to mess with me, because I'm already dressed for your funeral.
- Unknown 



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